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Punniest Puns for Wine Lovers

Some are funny and some are corny…either way you more than likely either love them or hate them. There’s truly something about these wine puns so when hanging out with wine lovers and a bottle of your favorite wine, maybe even a nice cheese, entertain with these grape puns. These are perfect caption ideas for when you’ve snapped a photo of an AmRhein glass of wine in hand

Do you adore rosé, or prefer a full-bodied red, or stick to white wine? No worries, there’s a pun for everyone!

Here’s a list of our favorite wine puns and jokes that make us chuckle at the cellar, tasting room or at a Virginia wine festival. Enjoy!

“Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
“You had me at merlot.”
“How Merlot can you go?”
“Great minds drink alike.”
“I make pour decisions.”
“Here for the right riesling.”
“On cloud wine.”
“Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!”
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.”
“Partners in wine.”
“No wine left behind.”
“Grapes always wine when you crush them.”
“Wine is my red and butter.”
“Stop and smell the rosé.”
“Everything happens for a riesling?”
“Sip me baby, one more time!”
“Oh, sweet child of wine.”
“I need to re-wine my life.”
“You’re the wine that I want.”
“Another glass? Wine not?!”
“Will you accept this rosé?”
“You can’t sip with us.”
“About to make some pour decisions.”
“It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.”
“Read between the wines.”
“I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.”
“Some people like beer googles. We prefer wine glasses.”
“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.”
“Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”
“What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”

How many new ones did you find in our list? Hopefully, we were able to add to your repertoire of wine puns that we have found on social media and on websites. What is your favorite wine pun? Share it with us! Obsessed with puns? Check out these great sites for more ‘pun:’



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